Twizzler! A jack of all trades. Or a queen of all trades? This lovely lady won a Busch hat and then proceeded to wow the crowds with a demonstration of her martial arts skills. Ya gotta love a sophisticated chick! Oh. But then she married Coulter. Ah well. Ya can’t have everything.

Say hello to the happy couple, Forty and Twizzler. In another episode of “Arts ‘n Crafts w/ Coulter”, we see that he’s made himself a nice smiley Hamm’s Hat. He looks kinda angry though there underneath — or serious — but who can tell.

Ok, I’m sorry to have subjected you to that ugly mug, so here’s his beautiful wife, Twizzler!

I swear it’s a match made in heaven, assuming that match is an attractive young lady, and a pudgy, stout alcoholic who tells dick jokes.

Awwww … wedded bliss.