Tastefully submitted by River Rat, here we see “some girl with one horn.” That was about all I got out of him, which makes sense after being brutally assaulted verbally by Gordon Ramsey who seems to be spending a lot of time in The Rail these days. Seriously, Chris … man up.

Who knew Hägar The Horrible had its own Wikipedia entry? Hideout said that they have the Internet on computers now. Man, that guy is one giant fucking nerd. I bet he even has a barcode on his neck.