Arts ‘n Crafts, with Coulter.

Ok, kiddies … gather ’round. Uncle Coulter here to tell you how to make a Hamm’s Hat. With a snip-snip here, and a pasty-paste there … (this is beginning to sound like a vasectomy how-to, but I digress …)

… and there you have it. Place on thoust head and commence drinkitude forthwith. Huzzah! And PLEASE … clean up your table scraps or no recess for you, young man.

Coulter comes clean; stands on soapbox.

Here’s “40” doing what he does best: polishing off 30-packs of Hamm’s and holding up signs that other people write for him because he had to repeat the sixth grade. Actually, that does look like his penmanship. Let’s see what else he has to say …

Actually, I happen to be exemplary in the fine arts of Information Technology. Yeah, I know. I’m a nerd. Touché, my friend — touché. Oh wait — I think he’s going somewhere else with that.

Opening Day!!

What could possibly be better than drinking on Opening Day on a warm Friday morning afternoon? A Hamm’s Hat! All-Star takes his place at the plate …

patrons bases are loaded …

… here comes the stretch …

… and the pitch …

SEEEE-YAH!!! All-Star hits another one out of the park. Yay baseball!!