Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock, or above a rock, or adjacent to a rock, or really not giving two shits one way or the other, it’s Paris Fashion Week. How do I know this? I don’t. I made it up. I just happen to be correct. This of course means that it’s time to wear hats of the Hamm’s variety in all kinds of silly ways whilst sashaying down the runway. And when I say runway, I mean bellied up to the bar of The Rail. That being said, here I am wearing what will forever be known in the fashion industry as “the sidehat”, or “the double-wide.” Suck it, Armani …

Oh, and stay tuned — just got some great photos from Cool Whip, so a Frat Formal 2013 post will be coming forthwith, complete with — you guessed it — a Hamm’s Hat! God I love this country.