Here’s a fine fellow who insisted that his head was bigger than a 30-pack. While I wasn’t about to disagree with him — pretty sure his beard alone could kick my ass — he did look pretty good sporting a fine “Hamm’s Hat” Hamm’s Hat.

He also had some rather interesting observations on the Fast And The Furious franchise — in particular, the chronology of said movies in case you’re into that sort of SMASHY SMASHY … *ahem* sorry … thing.

SPOILERS ALERT:

So here we go: The chronology of the Fast And The Furious franchise, as deduced by Bootleg:

1
2
4
5
99% of 6
90% of 3
Remaining 1% of 6
Remaining 10% of 3.

So there you have it. He also added that 2 & 3 are forgettable, but for full enjoyment you have to see 3, no matter how inexplicable it is. Hoss says “no on 4.” It was further postulated that the whole point of the franchise is to get folks (men) to wear Axe Body Spray. Low End could not be reached for comment.

Who said this blog wasn’t educational? Pfft. Luddites.