Hoss scores the next 30. In his own words:
“Cut shoulder spots but the holder-holes were too low. Made my own eye holes but it’s still a little goofy.”
More research is needed. Or as Martin Brody so eloquently put it, “we’re gonna need more Hamm’s a bigger boat.”
Somehow this also comes to mind.
Onwards, gents!
Coulter is the proud recipient of the first 30-pack of Hamm’s hat. Couldn’t happen to a nicer asshole guy. I’m frankly impressed he got the “three” and the “zero” in the right order with his fingers. I’m also guessing he’s not the one reading John Irving.
The always fine lookin’ Margarita wearing a PBR hat! Aces, yo.