Do I look like a bug?

Hoss scores the next 30. In his own words:

“Cut shoulder spots but the holder-holes were too low. Made my own eye holes but it’s still a little goofy.”

More research is needed. Or as Martin Brody so eloquently put it, “we’re gonna need more Hamm’s a bigger boat.”

Somehow this also comes to mind.

Onwards, gents!

Happy days are here again.

So word on the street is that there’s a 30-pack of Hamm’s in the Brass Rail cooler. What does this all mean? It’s not clear. The plan is to have a meeting of the Board of Directors to discuss the implications and ramifications of a 30-pack of Hamm’s. More girth? Wider nose guard? Bigger lapels? I’m sure it will all work out. We’re a clever bunch in that regard. Meanwhile, happiness prevails.