This year the festivities were held at work. And when I say “work”, I mean, of course, none other than the venerable Brass Rail. DJ Otter was on the beats, Tumbleweed and Hideout were bartending, …<\/p>\n
… and everyone was, OF COURSE, dressed to the nines enjoying their respective wives. There were also some new inductees into the frat, including, but not limited to: Tyrant, Hi-ho Silver (not sure about that one …), and Lightning, the last of which was bestowed on Greg, the only man I know who will wait outside the Rail at 8:45a in freezing cold weather for a Pepsi. Believe me when I say — Fu Dog doesn’t open them doors til 9 o’clock SHARP.<\/p>\n Let’s begin:<\/p>\n Here’s Hoss and Gibby. Hoss is being Hoss; Gibby is being, well, Gibby.<\/p>\n Trent and Cool-whip looking quite regal … nice tie!<\/p>\n New York, Moose, Cool-whip, and Skater lookin’ sharp.<\/p>\n Gibby & Skid, cuttin’ a rug …<\/p>\n Steakhouse & Margarita …<\/p>\n Big Black! … amongst others.<\/p>\n But hands down, the real winner of the evening was none other than Slim Jim himself. Seriously: Formals have been held ALL over town. So the last thing anyone expected was when Mr. Yamamoto himself strutted in WEARING A GODDAMN FUCKING SUIT. Sans hat; sans belt (of the red variety); sans stapled to plastic packing material.<\/a> And I cannot stress this enough: KEITH WAS THE MAN OF THE HOUR.<\/p>\n Huh?<\/em><\/p>\n Pssht. I don’t get it. That doesn’t add up.<\/em><\/p>\n So … Apple makes iPhones, and HP makes printers, right?<\/em><\/p>\n He almost<\/em> looks like he’s smiling (i.e., not confused) in this shot with Bermuda …<\/p>\n There is a running theory that Keith has an IQ of 172, and his perpetual puzzlement is all an act. Judging by how he looked that night, there may be some truth to that.<\/p>\n Yaaaaaaay, Slim Jim!<\/p>\n And last but not least, there was a fucking Hamm’s Hat. Once again, relevance prevails.<\/p>\n Caw!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Caw! Sure … there’s the Oscars, there’s the Grammys, there’s even the Nobel Prize celebration. All of have these have lasted for decades, and, well, so has the Pi Omega Omega Formal, which dates back to 1372. I think it … Continue reading ![](\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/photo3.jpg\" "\\"Your")
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