{"id":963,"date":"2013-03-04T21:17:52","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T03:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=963"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:05:44","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:05:44","slug":"merica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=963","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;merica."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_2419.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_2419-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Ya like taters?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-964\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_2419-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_2419-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_2419.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, unless you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, or above a rock, or adjacent to a rock, or really not giving two shits one way or the other, it&#8217;s Paris Fashion Week. How do I know this? I don&#8217;t. I made it up. I just happen to be correct. This of course means that it&#8217;s time to wear hats of the Hamm&#8217;s variety in all kinds of silly ways whilst sashaying down the runway. And when I say runway, I mean bellied up to the bar of The Rail. That being said, here I am wearing what will forever be known in the fashion industry as &#8220;the sidehat&#8221;, or &#8220;the double-wide.&#8221; Suck it, Armani &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and stay tuned &#8212; just got some great photos from Cool Whip, so a Frat Formal 2013 post will be coming forthwith, complete with &#8212; you guessed it &#8212; a Hamm&#8217;s Hat! God I love this country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, unless you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, or above a rock, or adjacent to a rock, or really not giving two shits one way or the other, it&#8217;s Paris Fashion Week. How do I know this? I don&#8217;t. I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=963\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1071,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions\/1071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}