{"id":949,"date":"2013-02-27T08:40:39","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T14:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=949"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:06:51","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:06:51","slug":"and-speaking-of-roman-helmets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=949","title":{"rendered":"And speaking of Roman Helmets &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/romancoulter1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/romancoulter1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Fistbump this, mofo.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-950\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/romancoulter1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/romancoulter1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/romancoulter1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Forty looking tough and manly, until you realize he&#8217;s wearing a Roman Helmet. What&#8217;s a Roman Helmet, you say? Well, let&#8217;s let <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=roman%20helmet\" title=\"Urbana Dictionary?\">Urban Dictionary<\/a> do the talking. Needless to say, when this new definition was discovered, The Rail turned into a bunch of little schoolgirls giggling and tittering about. Yeah &#8212; we&#8217;re a veritable 3rd grade class of scholars. Coulter even wrote a column about it. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smilepolitely.com\/opinion\/that_sunday_was_fuzzy\/\" title=\"Not really.\">Sort of.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s Forty looking tough and manly, until you realize he&#8217;s wearing a Roman Helmet. What&#8217;s a Roman Helmet, you say? Well, let&#8217;s let Urban Dictionary do the talking. Needless to say, when this new definition was discovered, The Rail turned &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=949\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[52,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1073,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions\/1073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}