{"id":935,"date":"2013-02-16T11:34:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-16T17:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=935"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:07:52","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:07:52","slug":"go-sox-the-white-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"Go Sox! (The white ones.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/baltimore1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/baltimore1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"YAAAAAAHHHH!!!!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-936\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/baltimore1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/baltimore1.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Only 42 days til opening day, and here we see Baltimore ready and waiting in his White Sox hat, on top of his Hamm&#8217;s Hat hat. This Joyce is pumped! But he&#8217;s not to be confused with being a member of the <del datetime=\"2013-02-16T17:34:07+00:00\">completely, perpetually, and utterly shit-faced<\/del> venerable &#8220;Joyce Brothers&#8221;, although they do have some similar talents. I think at last count there are sixteen or seventeen Joyce brothers &#8212; Baltimore is not one of them. In fact, when he gets asked if he&#8217;s one of the Joyce brothers, he slowly lowers and shakes his head, heaves a big sigh, and says, &#8220;no &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t forget: the frat formal is tomorrow night starting at 8:00p at The Rail. Dress to the nines, bring your wife, and get your drink on!<\/p>\n<p>Caw!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only 42 days til opening day, and here we see Baltimore ready and waiting in his White Sox hat, on top of his Hamm&#8217;s Hat hat. This Joyce is pumped! But he&#8217;s not to be confused with being a member &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=935\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}