{"id":909,"date":"2013-01-17T17:17:54","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T23:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=909"},"modified":"2013-03-04T21:26:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T03:26:09","slug":"would-you-like-a-beer-barrel-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=909","title":{"rendered":"Would you like a beer barrel with that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?attachment_id=910\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-910\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/riverrat1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Who you callin&#039; a soda, jerk?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-910\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/riverrat1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/riverrat1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/riverrat1.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s River Rat serving up some delicious tasty aluminum goodness for a happy patron. And look at that &#8212; he decided to dress for the occasion. Now I must confess I don&#8217;t know the whole story behind this particular shot &#8212; this pic was forwarded on to me by the lovely Margarita &#8212; but I assure you he ain&#8217;t opening up that can for himself. Oh no no no &#8230; there is absolutely NO drinking behind the bar. (There are also no Matties allowed behind the bar, but that&#8217;s a different story.)<\/p>\n<p>Not only is that a despicable unlawful practice in and of itself, but if a Brass Rail bartender were to make such a foolish move, the camera would slowly pan to a shot of Fu Dog sitting in his recliner, taking a nap, when all of a sudden his eyes would suddenly burst open with laser beams shooting forthwith. Word to the wise: Don&#8217;t mess with Fote. He can kill you WITH HIS MIND. True dat. I saw it once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s River Rat serving up some delicious tasty aluminum goodness for a happy patron. And look at that &#8212; he decided to dress for the occasion. Now I must confess I don&#8217;t know the whole story behind this particular shot &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=909\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6,48,7,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":968,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions\/968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}