{"id":869,"date":"2012-12-17T14:41:33","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T20:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=869"},"modified":"2012-12-17T14:42:15","modified_gmt":"2012-12-17T20:42:15","slug":"brother-can-you-spare-a-dime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=869","title":{"rendered":"Brother, can you spare a dime?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/dannytrustfund.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/dannytrustfund-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yes. Yes, I can.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-870\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/dannytrustfund-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/dannytrustfund-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/dannytrustfund.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we see River Rat apparently collecting for Danny&#8217;s trust fund. I really have no idea what that last sentence means, other than that&#8217;s what I was &#8216;tweeted&#8217;, or whatever the fuck the kids call it these days. I really hate the Internet. But you know what I do like? Hamm&#8217;s. And Hamm&#8217;s Hats. Yup, that&#8217;s pretty much it.<\/p>\n<p>Looks like there are three quarters in his mitt. Know what six more quarters would get you? I&#8217;ll give you one guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we see River Rat apparently collecting for Danny&#8217;s trust fund. I really have no idea what that last sentence means, other than that&#8217;s what I was &#8216;tweeted&#8217;, or whatever the fuck the kids call it these days. I really &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=869\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[46,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":872,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}