{"id":855,"date":"2012-12-10T13:23:30","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T19:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=855"},"modified":"2012-12-10T13:25:53","modified_gmt":"2012-12-10T19:25:53","slug":"cyber-hamms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":"Cyber Hamm&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And here we have the adorable Kate, live from Paris. France. Paris, FRANCE. Not Illinois, numnuts. Yup &#8212; it&#8217;s the Brass Rail&#8217;s very first virtual customer, coming over the Intahrwebs. Pretty fucking cool, right? We tried pouring beer into the phone, but she said it tasted funny, hence the straw.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/virtualcustomer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/virtualcustomer-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"10010010101110, &#039;n shit.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-856\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/virtualcustomer-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/virtualcustomer-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/virtualcustomer.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alas she did not win a hat, but you can&#8217;t have everything, Frenchie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And here we have the adorable Kate, live from Paris. France. Paris, FRANCE. Not Illinois, numnuts. Yup &#8212; it&#8217;s the Brass Rail&#8217;s very first virtual customer, coming over the Intahrwebs. Pretty fucking cool, right? We tried pouring beer into the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=855\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":860,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}