{"id":852,"date":"2012-12-07T13:26:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T19:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2012-12-07T13:26:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T19:26:26","slug":"be-vewwy-vewwy-qwiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"Be vewwy vewwy qwiet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/sadbaltimore.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/sadbaltimore-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Shhhhhh ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-853\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/sadbaltimore-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/sadbaltimore-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/sadbaltimore.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shhhh &#8230; here we see &#8220;The Baltimore&#8221;, the largest of the Baltimorus family reaching a total body length of 1.8m and weighing up to 80-85kg. Its most recognizable feature is a dark-green patch of fur extending throughout most of its torso, with some sort of white patch in the upper-left. They are territorial and generally solitary but social animals, often requiring large swaths of concrete for habitat that support their prey requirements. They also wear Hamm&#8217;s Hats, so really, this lesson is over. Recess!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shhhh &#8230; here we see &#8220;The Baltimore&#8221;, the largest of the Baltimorus family reaching a total body length of 1.8m and weighing up to 80-85kg. Its most recognizable feature is a dark-green patch of fur extending throughout most of its &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=852\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":854,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}