{"id":829,"date":"2012-11-25T09:35:54","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T15:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=829"},"modified":"2012-11-25T09:45:56","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T15:45:56","slug":"turkey-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Day!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah &#8212; twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all through the bar, not a creature was stirring, not even a, uh &#8230; um.<\/p>\n<p>Lessee now.<\/p>\n<p>Ummmm &#8230; oh fuck it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it was a wonderful Wednesday night at The Rail. With a four-day weekend for most on the horizon, everyone was having a good time. Various folks brought in food, which was pretty damn awesome. River Rat once again was the lucky recipient of a Hamm&#8217;s Hat, so here&#8217;s me making sure it is ready for deployment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/test1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/test1-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yup. Seems to work.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-830\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/test1-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/test1-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/test1.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After determining said headpiece was of a sound and robust nature, I handed it back to River Rat who seemed at a bit of a loss what to do with his new-found chapeau. Seeing as it was the holidays, I offered my assistance and got down to work.<\/p>\n<p>And here we go:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyfront2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyfront2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Gobble Gobble.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-833\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyfront2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyfront2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now for the back-side &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyback.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyback-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"I said, &quot;GOBBLE GOBBLE!&quot;\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-834\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyback-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/turkeyback-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Teamwork! Amirite!?!?<\/p>\n<p>From <del datetime=\"2012-11-25T15:18:31+00:00\">both of us<\/del> <del datetime=\"2012-11-25T15:18:31+00:00\">all of us<\/del> <del datetime=\"2012-11-25T15:44:32+00:00\">some of us<\/del> <del datetime=\"2012-11-25T15:44:32+00:00\">a handful of us<\/del> us at Hamm&#8217;s Hat Dot Com, Happy Thanksgiving! (Albeit a few days late.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah &#8212; twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all through the bar, not a creature was stirring, not even a, uh &#8230; um. Lessee now. Ummmm &#8230; oh fuck it. 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