{"id":818,"date":"2012-11-18T10:27:42","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T16:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=818"},"modified":"2012-11-18T12:04:58","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T18:04:58","slug":"sir-jeffeth-of-decatureth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=818","title":{"rendered":"Sir Jeffeth of Decatureth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are you gonna eat that cartoonishly large drumstick?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff11-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"A wench for my head! Post-haste!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-822\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff11-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff11-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff11.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After parting from the manor house, Sir Jeff mounted his trusty steed and headed forthwith to Ye Olde Brasse Raille.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff21-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"What quaffest thou?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-823\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff21-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff21-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sirjeff21.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A hearty meal of pottage, roast capon, Slim Jims, and Cheese Nips thusly ensued. <em>Pray thee what shallest I quaff? Why a delicious Hamm&#8217;s, you currish beetle-headed scullion!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pfft. Commoners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are you gonna eat that cartoonishly large drumstick?&#8221; After parting from the manor house, Sir Jeff mounted his trusty steed and headed forthwith to Ye Olde Brasse Raille. A hearty meal of pottage, roast capon, Slim Jims, and Cheese Nips &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=818\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":827,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions\/827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}