{"id":800,"date":"2012-10-24T14:16:18","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T19:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=800"},"modified":"2012-10-24T14:21:36","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T19:21:36","slug":"mah-tee-mah-tee-mah-tee-maht-maht-maht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Mah-tee, Mah-tee, Mah-tee, Maht, Maht, Maht &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hi!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-801\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ahh, Boilermaker. He&#8217;s like a big Teddy Bear. A big Teddy Bear that likes Purdue, Busch Light, and MC&#8217;s. What&#8217;s an MC, you say? Some might say it&#8217;s a Matty Cocktail. Others might say it&#8217;s the most vile mixed drink you could imagine. But I&#8217;ll leave that to your imagination. Instead, here&#8217;s another shot of Matty before he spins around like a top.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"La la la la la! Look at me spin!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-802\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mattybush2.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He looks like some big elephant that traded in his snout for a sharp set of teef. Whatevs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, Boilermaker. He&#8217;s like a big Teddy Bear. A big Teddy Bear that likes Purdue, Busch Light, and MC&#8217;s. What&#8217;s an MC, you say? Some might say it&#8217;s a Matty Cocktail. Others might say it&#8217;s the most vile mixed drink &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=800\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6,41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":804,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions\/804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}