{"id":777,"date":"2012-10-08T13:18:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T18:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=777"},"modified":"2012-10-08T13:20:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T18:20:07","slug":"oh-the-humanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=777","title":{"rendered":"Oh The Humanity!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/nascartab.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/nascartab-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ouch!\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/nascartab-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/nascartab-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/nascartab.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess it goes without saying &#8212; if you&#8217;re gonna get into a plastic knife fight, bring two Hamm&#8217;s Hats. That&#8217;ll do the trick. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>[Ed.: What the hell are those red things, anyway? Pepperoni off of a delicious Premium Butch&#8217;s Pizza? Mmmmm &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.butchspizza.com\/\" title=\"Butch's Pizza.\">Butch&#8217;s Pizza<\/a>.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess it goes without saying &#8212; if you&#8217;re gonna get into a plastic knife fight, bring two Hamm&#8217;s Hats. That&#8217;ll do the trick. Just sayin&#8217;. [Ed.: What the hell are those red things, anyway? Pepperoni off of a delicious &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=777\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":781,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions\/781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}