{"id":744,"date":"2012-09-24T14:26:34","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T19:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=744"},"modified":"2012-09-27T12:05:26","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T17:05:26","slug":"great-lakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=744","title":{"rendered":"Great Lakes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ok ... almost ... got ... it ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-745\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Say hello to Great Lakes, who was quietly enjoying herself at a certain bar in a certain town deep in the heart of the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl4-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yeah? What of it?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-746\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl4-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl4-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After a few minor adjustments, she had assembled a very nice looking hat complete with ears and, well, more ears. With grace and dignity, she applied said hat and wistfully picked up her can while gazing off into the distance. This woman means business.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl6-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yeah. I got this.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-747\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl6-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl6-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s where things really get interesting. After carefully placing her can back on the bar, she lifted her hat a bit, sat back down on her stool, and stared pensively off into the distance, as if she were &#8230; hmmm &#8230; thinking about her subjects?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/nefertiti2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/nefertiti2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"I&#039;m the fuckin&#039; queen, bitchez!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-748\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/nefertiti2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/nefertiti2-767x1024.jpg 767w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/nefertiti2.jpg 1275w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nefertiti, anyone? Well played, Great Lakes &#8230; well played.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Here&#8217;s another great photo of Great Lakes, as submitted by Margarita.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl7-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Dats what I&#039;m talkin&#039; about.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-751\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl7-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/gl7.jpg 541w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say hello to Great Lakes, who was quietly enjoying herself at a certain bar in a certain town deep in the heart of the Midwest. After a few minor adjustments, she had assembled a very nice looking hat complete with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=744\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=744"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":752,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions\/752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}