{"id":732,"date":"2012-09-12T10:54:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T15:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=732"},"modified":"2012-09-12T10:54:05","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T15:54:05","slug":"river-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"River Rat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sunglasses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sunglasses-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"I wear my ... *ack* Forget I said that.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-733\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sunglasses-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sunglasses.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Instead of subjecting you to the possibility of earworms that will burrow deep into your noggin, forcing you to grab the closest meat thermometer, jam it in your ear, and beat it with a mallet, I present to you River Rat.<\/p>\n<p>Insert stupid 80s references here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of subjecting you to the possibility of earworms that will burrow deep into your noggin, forcing you to grab the closest meat thermometer, jam it in your ear, and beat it with a mallet, I present to you River &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=732\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":734,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions\/734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}