{"id":716,"date":"2012-08-28T17:00:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T22:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=716"},"modified":"2012-08-28T17:01:26","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T22:01:26","slug":"sir-jeff-of-decatur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"Sir Jeff of Decatur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur11-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hear ye, hear ye.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-718\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur11-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur11-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur11.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we see Jeff from the shire of Decatur, after a long wagon ride thru the black forest of I-72. &#8216;n shit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Can&#039;t. Breathe!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-719\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jeffofdecatur2.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes &#8230; lift thy visor, and stayest awhile! Mead!? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4\" title=\"Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!\">Fuck that shit!<\/a> &#8230; Hamm&#8217;s!!<\/p>\n<p>[Ed.: There seems to have been a wardrobe change somewhere in there. Feh. Don&#8217;t worry. We&#8217;ll take care of it in post.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we see Jeff from the shire of Decatur, after a long wagon ride thru the black forest of I-72. &#8216;n shit. Yes &#8230; lift thy visor, and stayest awhile! Mead!? Fuck that shit! &#8230; Hamm&#8217;s!! [Ed.: There seems to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=716\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":721,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}