{"id":667,"date":"2012-08-02T11:57:58","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T16:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2012-08-02T12:07:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T17:07:52","slug":"the-happy-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"The Happy Couple &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Say hello to the happy couple, Forty and Twizzler. In another episode of &#8220;Arts &#8216;n Crafts w\/ Coulter&#8221;, we see that he&#8217;s made himself a nice smiley Hamm&#8217;s Hat. He looks kinda angry though there underneath &#8212; or serious &#8212; but who can tell.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/smileyforty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/smileyforty-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hey! I&#039;m married!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-668\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/smileyforty-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/smileyforty-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/smileyforty.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok, I&#8217;m sorry to have subjected you to that ugly mug, so here&#8217;s his beautiful wife, Twizzler!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/twizzler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/twizzler-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Isn&#039;t she adorable!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-669\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/twizzler-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/twizzler-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/twizzler.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I swear it&#8217;s a match made in heaven, assuming that match is an attractive young lady, and a pudgy, stout <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/coulter4.jpg\" title=\"Drunk\">alcoholic<\/a> who tells dick jokes.<\/p>\n<p>Awwww &#8230; wedded bliss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say hello to the happy couple, Forty and Twizzler. In another episode of &#8220;Arts &#8216;n Crafts w\/ Coulter&#8221;, we see that he&#8217;s made himself a nice smiley Hamm&#8217;s Hat. He looks kinda angry though there underneath &#8212; or serious &#8212; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=667\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8,24],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":672,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}