{"id":639,"date":"2012-07-31T12:05:58","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T17:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=639"},"modified":"2012-07-31T16:49:31","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T21:49:31","slug":"eetz-not-a-tooom-ah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=639","title":{"rendered":"Eetz Not A Tooom-ah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/uglymf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/uglymf-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"You are one ugly muthafuckah ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/uglymf-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/uglymf-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/uglymf.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s Brick who made himself a nice Predator Hamm&#8217;s Hat. At least that&#8217;s how I interpreted this. See the mandibles? Although his left one looks a little limp. Maybe he should go see a Predator dentist. I really don&#8217;t know how that all works. Invisalign? Huh? What?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s Brick who made himself a nice Predator Hamm&#8217;s Hat. At least that&#8217;s how I interpreted this. See the mandibles? Although his left one looks a little limp. Maybe he should go see a Predator dentist. I really don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=639\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}