{"id":587,"date":"2012-07-24T11:59:38","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T16:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2012-07-26T15:50:51","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:50:51","slug":"speaking-of-fuckez-vous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of fuckez vous &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yet more sheer brilliance.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-588\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous2-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we see a Hamm&#8217;s Hat. Yup. That&#8217;s a Hamm&#8217;s Hat, alright &#8230; wait a minute &#8230; it has horns like that other Hamm&#8217;s Hat. WAIT! Those aren&#8217;t horns! That Hamm&#8217;s Hat is giving me the finger! TWICE!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right &#8230; this is arts &#8216;n crafts at its finest brought to you by Hoss, who took the horns concept to its inevitable conclusion &#8230; I gotta say &#8212; we got some real talent around here.<\/p>\n<p>And here it is in all its glory:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Four finger this, baby.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-590\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/fuckvous3.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we see a Hamm&#8217;s Hat. Yup. That&#8217;s a Hamm&#8217;s Hat, alright &#8230; wait a minute &#8230; it has horns like that other Hamm&#8217;s Hat. WAIT! Those aren&#8217;t horns! That Hamm&#8217;s Hat is giving me the finger! TWICE! Yes, that&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=587\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}