{"id":563,"date":"2012-07-18T17:21:53","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T22:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=563"},"modified":"2012-07-26T15:52:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:52:04","slug":"viking-1-no-not-the-mars-probe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"Viking 1! (No, not the Mars probe &#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"*Ahem*\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-564\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh man &#8212; Trevor hit gold with this one. Using his craftsmanship tools to great aplomb we see our beloved Hoss wearing his Hamm&#8217;s Hat as some sort of viking helmet. Impressive to say the least. Not only does it look awesome, but those horns don&#8217;t exactly cut themselves. To get them all nice and symmetrical-like, you gotta have some skillz. Having a delicious cool Hamm&#8217;s also assists in one&#8217;s endeavors.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a side view:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Eat THIS, Olaf ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-565\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hoss&#8217; reward for a job well done:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking3-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Mmmmm ... delish.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-566\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking3-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking3-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This work of art is so breathtakingly awesome, it&#8217;s earned its own rightful place watching over the <del datetime=\"2012-07-18T22:14:19+00:00\">drunks<\/del> patrons at The Rail. Take that Mo\u2018ai!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking5-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"How about a nice delicious Premium Butch&#039;s Pizza?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-567\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking5-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/viking5-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Good times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man &#8212; Trevor hit gold with this one. Using his craftsmanship tools to great aplomb we see our beloved Hoss wearing his Hamm&#8217;s Hat as some sort of viking helmet. Impressive to say the least. Not only does it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=563\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":614,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}