{"id":550,"date":"2012-07-10T15:08:18","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T20:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=550"},"modified":"2012-07-26T15:52:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:52:35","slug":"hamms-belt-dot-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Hamm&#8217;s Belt! (dot com)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/hammsbelt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/hammsbelt-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-551\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/hammsbelt-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/hammsbelt-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/hammsbelt-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know &#8212; it&#8217;s about time. I&#8217;ve been negligent in my Hamm&#8217;s Hat Posting Responsibilities (HHPR), and I blame the hotter-than-hell weather and my own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=lazyness\" title=\"Lay-Z-Ness\">lazyness<\/a>. So without further ado, here is Hoss wearing what has to be the coolest belt I&#8217;ve ever seen. Waaay cooler than Batman&#8217;s uility belt, or the Hulk&#8217;s utility belt, or Johnny Storm&#8217;s utility belt, or &#8230; ok &#8212; I&#8217;m way out of my graphic novel league here &#8212; I&#8217;m sure Hoss can help me out. Anyway, I&#8217;d also like to add that this is the <strong>101st post<\/strong>, which in itself makes me awestruck because I have the attention span of a squirrel. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebaumsworld.com\/video\/watch\/985394\/\" title=\"Cub's win! Cubs win!\">Cubs win! Cubs win!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know &#8212; it&#8217;s about time. I&#8217;ve been negligent in my Hamm&#8217;s Hat Posting Responsibilities (HHPR), and I blame the hotter-than-hell weather and my own lazyness. So without further ado, here is Hoss wearing what has to be the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=550\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":616,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions\/616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}