{"id":545,"date":"2012-06-26T13:17:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-26T18:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=545"},"modified":"2012-07-26T15:52:52","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:52:52","slug":"arts-n-crafts-with-coulter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=545","title":{"rendered":"Arts &#8216;n Crafts, with Coulter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-546\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok, kiddies &#8230; gather &#8217;round. Uncle Coulter here to tell you how to make a Hamm&#8217;s Hat. With a snip-snip here, and a pasty-paste there &#8230; (this is beginning to sound like a vasectomy how-to, but I digress &#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-547\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/artsncrafts2.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and there you have it. Place on thoust head and commence drinkitude forthwith. Huzzah! And PLEASE &#8230; clean up your table scraps or no recess for you, young man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, kiddies &#8230; gather &#8217;round. Uncle Coulter here to tell you how to make a Hamm&#8217;s Hat. With a snip-snip here, and a pasty-paste there &#8230; (this is beginning to sound like a vasectomy how-to, but I digress &#8230;) &#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=545\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":617,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}