{"id":504,"date":"2012-06-04T13:11:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T18:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2012-07-26T15:58:59","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:58:59","slug":"hamms-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Hamm’s Pants!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A big shout-out to my good old friend Greg, who sent me this awesome shot of him wearing Hamm’s pants<\/strong>. We go way back … we both lived on the same floor of a dormitory on the UofI campus. When we weren’t studying hard<\/del> getting high on top of Krannert, we would invent and subsequently construct new devices that helped mask our consumption of various substances to, uh, stay on the down-low. If ya know what I mean. Anyway, he now lives in Arizona holding a respectable job and taking care of his awesome wife and kids. Here’s what he had to say:<\/p>\n

You can’t get Hamm’s in Arizona. You just can’t. I tried liquor stores big and small. No luck. I tried the online Hamm’s Locator. No dice. My wife’s grandfather worked for Hamm’s for decades, and we have all kinds of Hamm’s swag, but alas, no Hamm’s.<\/p>\n

Then, in the liquor section of our local grocery store, something caught my eye: Hamm’s! Motherfucking Hamm’s! In a 30 pack!<\/p>\n

Needless to say, we got to work. When we were done, I was struck by the fact that not only was this a rare occurrence (Hamm’s in Arizona!), but the container was larger than your typical hat. Hence, Hamm’s Pants.<\/p>\n

From the land of scorching desert, wishing I was in the land of sky blue waters,<\/p>\n

Greg
\nKennel Master,
\nDogs on Drugs
\nhttp:\/\/dogsondrugs.com<\/em><\/p>\n

By the way, be sure to check out his web-site … it’s hilarious and updated frequently. He even got nominated for some kind of Webby award. Or is it a Bloggy? Who the fuck knows. Be good, mon fr\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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