{"id":355,"date":"2012-03-27T22:10:53","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T03:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=355"},"modified":"2012-08-28T16:44:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T21:44:22","slug":"skids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"SKIDS!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ok. First of all ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-356\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Lemme get this straight.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Here. Allow me.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-357\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids2.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>So what now?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids3-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Booya!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids3-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids3-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids3.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck, yeah!! Bonus points for the visual acuity!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids4-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hush.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-359\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids4-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids4-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids4.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Cool it &#8212; I&#8217;m thirsty.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids5-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Awww ... yeah.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids5-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids5-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/skids5.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s a cold refreshing beer. Happy days are here again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lemme get this straight. So what now? Fuck, yeah!! Bonus points for the visual acuity! Cool it &#8212; I&#8217;m thirsty. Now that&#8217;s a cold refreshing beer. Happy days are here again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}