{"id":289,"date":"2012-03-03T19:57:20","date_gmt":"2012-03-04T01:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2012-03-04T21:54:32","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T03:54:32","slug":"return-of-the-hamms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Return of the Hamm&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well unless you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, there were some unnerving events unfolding in downtown Champaign over the last few weeks. One of the local beer distributors RAN OUT OF CANS OF HAMM&#8217;S. That&#8217;s right, Hamm&#8217;s. The beer refreshing. Brewed where nature works her wonders. Aged for many moons. HAMM&#8217;S. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a picture of the last can consumed, as submitted by Low End on February 22nd, the year of our Lord, two-thousand twelve.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lastcanstanding1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lastcanstanding1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Last Can Standing ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lastcanstanding1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lastcanstanding1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lastcanstanding1.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, sure &#8230; you could get a Hamm&#8217;s draft at <del datetime=\"2012-03-04T00:28:48+00:00\">two<\/del> many fine institutions downtown, but where&#8217;s the chance to win? If you&#8217;re the lucky individual to blow the keg, are you going to wear it on your head? I think not. That would just look silly.<\/p>\n<p>Let the games continue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well unless you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, there were some unnerving events unfolding in downtown Champaign over the last few weeks. One of the local beer distributors RAN OUT OF CANS OF HAMM&#8217;S. That&#8217;s right, Hamm&#8217;s. The beer refreshing. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=289\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}