{"id":277,"date":"2012-02-14T17:47:42","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T23:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=277"},"modified":"2012-08-28T16:50:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T21:50:03","slug":"do-i-look-like-a-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"Do I look like a bug?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bug-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"I look like a bug.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-278\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bug-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bug.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hoss scores the next 30. In his own words:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Cut shoulder spots but the holder-holes were too low. Made my own eye holes but it&#8217;s still a little goofy.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>More research is needed. Or as Martin Brody so eloquently put it, &#8220;we&#8217;re gonna need <del datetime=\"2012-02-14T23:44:07+00:00\">more Hamm&#8217;s<\/del> a bigger boat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Somehow <a href=\"http:\/\/www.d-9.com\/\" title=\"this\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> also comes to mind.<\/p>\n<p>Onwards, gents!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoss scores the next 30. In his own words: &#8220;Cut shoulder spots but the holder-holes were too low. Made my own eye holes but it&#8217;s still a little goofy.&#8221; More research is needed. Or as Martin Brody so eloquently put &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=277\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":704,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions\/704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}