{"id":272,"date":"2012-02-14T14:53:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T20:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2012-08-28T16:50:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T21:50:27","slug":"forty-knocks-off-a-thirty-poetic-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Forty knocks off a thirty! (Poetic, no?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coulter30.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coulter30-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Lesse ... three plus ... no, wait. Uh ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-273\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coulter30-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coulter30-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coulter30.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coulter is the proud recipient of the first 30-pack of Hamm&#8217;s hat. Couldn&#8217;t happen to a nicer <del datetime=\"2012-02-14T20:49:39+00:00\">asshole<\/del> guy. I&#8217;m frankly impressed he got the &#8220;three&#8221; and the &#8220;zero&#8221; in the right order with his fingers. I&#8217;m also guessing he&#8217;s not the one reading John Irving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coulter is the proud recipient of the first 30-pack of Hamm&#8217;s hat. Couldn&#8217;t happen to a nicer asshole guy. I&#8217;m frankly impressed he got the &#8220;three&#8221; and the &#8220;zero&#8221; in the right order with his fingers. I&#8217;m also guessing he&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=272\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}