{"id":204,"date":"2012-01-23T23:22:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=204"},"modified":"2012-02-07T00:13:34","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T06:13:34","slug":"so-then-i-cut-off-his-left-arm-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;&#8230; and that&#8217;s when I cut off his left arm. Seemed like a good idea at the time &#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jeff-of-decatur-2012-01-23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jeff-of-decatur-2012-01-23-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Who knew.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-205\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jeff-of-decatur-2012-01-23-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jeff-of-decatur-2012-01-23-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jeff-of-decatur-2012-01-23.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This guy could use another cool refreshing Hamm&#8217;s, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy could use another cool refreshing Hamm&#8217;s, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":259,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}