{"id":1364,"date":"2014-05-09T13:29:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T18:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1364"},"modified":"2014-05-09T13:29:57","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T18:29:57","slug":"big-black-fashion-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1364","title":{"rendered":"Big Black Fashion Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here we see Big Black strutting her stuff like all Fashionistas do. Is that even a word? I have no idea. And in retrospect, it probably shouldn&#8217;t be, but when you have words like &#8220;Chillax&#8221; and &#8220;Diphthong&#8221;, well, I guess anything goes.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s watch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammsskirt1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammsskirt1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Are you being served?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1366\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammsskirt1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammsskirt1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I feel like I&#8217;m on an airline circa nineteen-hundred-and-mad-men waiting for my Old Fashioned served by a <del>stewardess<\/del> flight-attendant. Sorry. I&#8217;ll sit on the racist side of the bar. Wait a minute &#8212; that&#8217;s not racist &#8230; just old-fashioned! Ha! See what I did there?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammscorset1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammscorset1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Big Black does ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1365\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammscorset1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/hammscorset1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nish-nish. [<em>phrase blatantly stolen from Hoffrey.<\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: River Rat is not doing his duties. I&#8217;m very VERY disappointed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we see Big Black strutting her stuff like all Fashionistas do. Is that even a word? I have no idea. And in retrospect, it probably shouldn&#8217;t be, but when you have words like &#8220;Chillax&#8221; and &#8220;Diphthong&#8221;, well, I guess &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1364\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[53,35,71],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1367,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions\/1367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}