{"id":1330,"date":"2014-02-16T10:55:25","date_gmt":"2014-02-16T16:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2014-02-16T10:57:06","modified_gmt":"2014-02-16T16:57:06","slug":"from-the-archives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1330","title":{"rendered":"From the archives &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dusting off the ol&#8217; photo album, I found a couple snaps from August. Three noobs walked into the bar and although I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;d never seen &#8217;em before, they were drinking Hamm&#8217;s so they can&#8217;t be all that bad.<\/p>\n<p>One of &#8217;em won a hat. I love this country.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"So I sez to the guy ... I sez ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The guy wore his hat for awhile, and he was clever and managed to solve what could&#8217;ve been a serious problem &#8230; [Ed.: it&#8217;s kinda hard to see it unless you click on the pic, but the man has a straw.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs2-225x300.jpg\" title=\"Problem solved.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1331\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/skinnylegs2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Problem solved. Nice work, young man &#8230; nice work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dusting off the ol&#8217; photo album, I found a couple snaps from August. Three noobs walked into the bar and although I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;d never seen &#8217;em before, they were drinking Hamm&#8217;s so they can&#8217;t be all that bad. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}