{"id":1291,"date":"2013-09-02T20:56:50","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T01:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2013-09-03T10:27:11","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T15:27:11","slug":"we-break-from-our-regularly-scheduled-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1291","title":{"rendered":"We break from our regularly scheduled program &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyces.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyces-225x300.jpg\" title=\"The Apocalypse, personified\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1292\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyces-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyces-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyces.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know this has nothing to do with Hamm&#8217;s Hats, but why the Earth isn&#8217;t spinning off its axis RIGHT NOW is completely beyond me. <\/p>\n<p>Yes &#8212; here we see FOUR Joyce brothers all shitting away their carefully earned paychecks in front of the diabolical whore-machines at The Brass Rail.<\/p>\n<p>This goes beyond Wonder-Twin Powers, Care Bare Stares, Power Ranger whatever-it-is-the-fucking-power-rangers-do, or Keith&#8217;s brain. This should scare every human being on the planet, and rightly so.<\/p>\n<p>Something like this comes to mind:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyceresults.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyceresults-300x225.jpg\" title=\"Hot Rocks!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyceresults-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyceresults-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/joyceresults.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Joyce would be <del>proud<\/del> <del>appalled<\/del> <del>titillated<\/del> nonplussed.<\/p>\n<p>And now back to your regularly scheduled program.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/hoss.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/hoss-169x300.jpg\" title=\"Whew.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1297\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/hoss-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/hoss-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/hoss.jpg 1150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hoss!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this has nothing to do with Hamm&#8217;s Hats, but why the Earth isn&#8217;t spinning off its axis RIGHT NOW is completely beyond me. Yes &#8212; here we see FOUR Joyce brothers all shitting away their carefully earned paychecks &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1291\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,5,57,10,86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1299,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}