{"id":1275,"date":"2013-08-06T11:12:05","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T16:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1275"},"modified":"2013-08-06T11:12:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T16:12:30","slug":"jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1275","title":{"rendered":"Jones!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a quiet Thursday afternoon at The Rail, and a couple of knuckleheads walked in. Yeah, I know &#8212; narrow it down, wouldya!? At any rate, birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Jones won a Hamm&#8217;s Hat! He decided to stick his tongue out one of the eyeholes. Pfft. Kids today. Meanwhile, Forty takes a nap.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones1-225x300.jpg\" title=\"So there.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1277\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After his nap, Forty chose to go outside and smoke a blurry cigarette.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones2-225x300.jpg\" title=\"I know I&#039;ve got another single around here somewhere ...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/jones2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a quiet Thursday afternoon at The Rail, and a couple of knuckleheads walked in. Yeah, I know &#8212; narrow it down, wouldya!? At any rate, birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Jones won a Hamm&#8217;s Hat! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1275\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8,85],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1279,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions\/1279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}