{"id":1240,"date":"2013-06-08T11:31:43","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T16:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1240"},"modified":"2013-06-08T16:16:36","modified_gmt":"2013-06-08T21:16:36","slug":"duane-fucking-mills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1240","title":{"rendered":"Duane Fucking Mills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/duane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/duane-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"C&#039;mere, you!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1241\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/duane-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/duane-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now Duane&#8217;s not much of a beer-drinker &#8230; he tends to drink 7-up or some cheap bourbon on the rocks, but he fit right in wearing a Hamm&#8217;s Hat on someone&#8217;s behalf. It may have been mine, but I don&#8217;t really recall. Doesn&#8217;t matter though &#8212; Duane wears it like a champ.<\/p>\n<p>Ahh, good ol&#8217; Duane. When he&#8217;s not &#8220;fixing problems&#8221; at local sororities, he can typically be found lifting farm-animals with his pinky, or moving four-story buildings an inch to the left with his bulging biceps. I once saw him stop an SUV with his eyelid. Do not mess with this man. Besides, he&#8217;s from Evansville, but don&#8217;t hold that against him.<\/p>\n<p>PURPLE ACES!!!! WOO-WOO!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now Duane&#8217;s not much of a beer-drinker &#8230; he tends to drink 7-up or some cheap bourbon on the rocks, but he fit right in wearing a Hamm&#8217;s Hat on someone&#8217;s behalf. It may have been mine, but I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1240\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[83],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}