{"id":1172,"date":"2013-05-12T13:24:46","date_gmt":"2013-05-12T18:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2013-05-13T05:32:12","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T10:32:12","slug":"wooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1172","title":{"rendered":"WOOOOO!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently the other night a bunch of frat boys on a bar crawl came into The Rail. Or maybe they weren&#8217;t frat boys, but either way, there was a shit-ton of testosterone in the air. One of them won a Hamm&#8217;s Hat, and he henceforth tackled his duties with vigor. Is this guy a Viking or what? A Viking with red sunglasses, that is!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/woooo.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/woooo-224x300.jpeg\" title=\"Touch my beard! Do it! Touch my beard!\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1173\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/woooo-224x300.jpeg 224w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/woooo-764x1024.jpeg 764w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/woooo.jpeg 1936w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to Tumbleweed, the boys went nuts. There were high-fives, low-fives, chest-thumping, fist-bumping, and fist-bumping where there&#8217;s a little explosion at the end thereby indicating, I suppose, that their fists are little chubby five-fingered nuggets of C-4. Nonetheless, she said she hadn&#8217;t seen that much excitement over a piece of cardboard in, well, since the last Hamm&#8217;s Hat.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the beauty of Hamm&#8217;s Hats, see &#8230; seriously. If the UN sat down, and each ambassador drank a thirty, put on a Hamm&#8217;s Hat, there would be a lot less bullshit going on in the world. Why no one has thought of this is beyond me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently the other night a bunch of frat boys on a bar crawl came into The Rail. Or maybe they weren&#8217;t frat boys, but either way, there was a shit-ton of testosterone in the air. One of them won &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1172\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[76,54,77],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1180,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions\/1180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}