{"id":1131,"date":"2013-04-26T14:51:30","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T19:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2013-04-27T11:06:51","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T16:06:51","slug":"joyce-1-joyce-2-joyce-1-joyce-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1131","title":{"rendered":"Joyce 1, Joyce 2 &#8230; Joyce 1, Joyce 2 &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee &#8230; sa-a-ay what!?<br \/>\nMee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee &#8230; sa-a-ay what!?!?<br \/>\nmee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, meeeeeeeeeeeeee &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*ahem*.<\/p>\n<p>Nevermind.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyce1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyce1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"No, not _that_ swamp thing ...\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1132\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyce1-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyce1-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyce1.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, Quicksilver! And no, I don&#8217;t understand. Potholes in my lawn.<\/p>\n<p>Gibby said it best:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyceitup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyceitup-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Pretty much sez it all.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1137\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyceitup-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/joyceitup-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee &#8230; sa-a-ay what!? Mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee &#8230; sa-a-ay what!?!? mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, mee-nee, meeeeeeeeeeeeee &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; *ahem*. Nevermind. Yeah, Quicksilver! And no, I don&#8217;t understand. Potholes in my lawn. Gibby said it best:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1142,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions\/1142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}