{"id":1062,"date":"2013-04-11T20:58:55","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T01:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:43:58","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:43:58","slug":"laser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1062","title":{"rendered":"Laser!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/laserrobot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/laserrobot-169x300.jpg\" title=\"Same as it ever was ...\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1063\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/laserrobot-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/laserrobot-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/laserrobot.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ya gotta love Laser &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Not only is he lookin&#8217; fashionable in his Hamm&#8217;s Hat, but he&#8217;s got the specs going which makes him look ej-a-ma-kated &#8216;n shit. And the robot thing makes him some kind of nutty, cuckoo, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=T2Ulgtvx-NA\" title=\"Capitol City\">super-professor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No frownin&#8217; now &#8230; it&#8217;s against the law! And be sure to stay tuned &#8212; an Opening Day post is coming up forthwith &#8212; I got all the pics now. Yeah, I know &#8230; that was almost two weeks ago. Fuck you! Stupid Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya gotta love Laser &#8230; Not only is he lookin&#8217; fashionable in his Hamm&#8217;s Hat, but he&#8217;s got the specs going which makes him look ej-a-ma-kated &#8216;n shit. And the robot thing makes him some kind of nutty, cuckoo, super-professor. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1062\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1080,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions\/1080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}