{"id":1051,"date":"2013-04-08T19:36:24","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T00:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1051"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:13:49","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:13:49","slug":"hagar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1051","title":{"rendered":"H\u00e4gar?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tastefully submitted by River Rat, here we see &#8220;some girl with one horn.&#8221; That was about all I got out of him, which makes sense after being brutally assaulted verbally by Gordon Ramsey who seems to be spending a lot of time in The Rail these days. Seriously, Chris &#8230; man up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/onehorn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/onehorn-169x300.jpg\" title=\"Fuck you, umlauts.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1052\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/onehorn-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/onehorn-577x1024.jpg 577w, http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/onehorn.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who knew H\u00e4gar The Horrible had its own <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/H%C3%A4gar_the_Horrible\" title=\"H\u00e4gar\">Wikipedia entry<\/a>? Hideout said that they have the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pornography\" title=\"Intahr-tubes\">Internet<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Toaster\" title=\"Bread, cooked.\">computers<\/a> now. Man, that guy is one giant fucking <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nerd\" title=\"Geek, cooked.\">nerd<\/a>. I bet he even has a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Barcode\" title=\"666, baby.\">barcode<\/a> on his <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Neck\" title=\"That thing betwixt yer head and yer bod.\">neck<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tastefully submitted by River Rat, here we see &#8220;some girl with one horn.&#8221; That was about all I got out of him, which makes sense after being brutally assaulted verbally by Gordon Ramsey who seems to be spending a lot &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/?p=1051\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1051"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1079,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions\/1079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamms-hat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}